Oh horse pucky and bull crap, all of you people who think you've got it all figured out - here are a few things you should know about this "Harry Potter" business!~
:o) RAB left a note inside the locket found in book 6, RAB is Regalus Black, Sirrius' brother, and the REAL horcrux is the locket found in Sirrius' house when Harry and the Weasleys et. al. were cleaning out the house under the disapproving gaze of Kreacher, who has likely filched the locket off to his miserable hovel!
:o) Severus Snape is the the Heir to Slytherin! That's why he's been molly coddling Draco from the start - to be able to exert influence over him at this crucial time. Voldemort insists it must be this boy who kills Dumbledore, and that's why Dumbledore begs Snape to do so instead, so Draco will not be irretrievable seduced to the Dark side! Draco can be saved, and that is a big part of Dumbledore's plan. Snape takes a blood oath to protect the boy at the beginning of book 6, but it is easy for him to do so, as Draco is a key element of defeating Voldemort!
:o) Oh Please, Dumbledore is not dead for good. Fawkes mourns in the forest, then creates resplendent fireworks in the shape of a phoenix above the monument to Dumbledore on the day of his funeral. Fawkes sacrifices his immortality to give life to Dumbledore.
:o) Snape is not allied with the Dark Side. Period.
:o) There are fascinating parallels between the "Order of the Phoenix" and "Dumbledore's Army", Harry & Ginny and James & Lily and several other sets of characters! Do read them again, and look more closely people.
:o) I wonder what Draco's mother and Harry's mother did? I bet it was something really interesting !
...more to come...
Oh horse pucky and bull crap, all of you people who think you've got it all figured out - here are a few things you should know about this "Harry Potter" business!~
:o) RAB left a note inside the locket found in book 6, RAB is Regalus Black, Sirrius' brother, and the REAL horcrux is the locket found in Sirrius' house when Harry and the Weasleys et. al. were cleaning out the house under the disapproving gaze of Kreacher, who has likely filched the locket off to his miserable hovel!
:o) Severus Snape is the the Heir to Slytherin! That's why he's been molly coddling Draco from the start - to be able to exert influence over him at this crucial time. Voldemort insists it must be this boy who kills Dumbledore, and that's why Dumbledore begs Snape to do so instead, so Draco will not be irretrievable seduced to the Dark side! Draco can be saved, and that is a big part of Dumbledore's plan. Snape takes a blood oath to protect the boy at the beginning of book 6, but it is easy for him to do so, as Draco is a key element of defeating Voldemort!
:o) Oh Please, Dumbledore is not dead for good. Fawkes mourns in the forest, then creates resplendent fireworks in the shape of a phoenix above the monument to Dumbledore on the day of his funeral. Fawkes sacrifices his immortality to give life to Dumbledore.
:o) Snape is not allied with the Dark Side. Period.
:o) There are fascinating parallels between the "Order of the Phoenix" and "Dumbledore's Army", Harry & Ginny and James & Lily and several other sets of characters! Do read them again, and look more closely people.
:o) I wonder what Draco's mother and Harry's mother did? I bet it was something really interesting !
...more to come...
:o) RAB left a note inside the locket found in book 6, RAB is Regalus Black, Sirrius' brother, and the REAL horcrux is the locket found in Sirrius' house when Harry and the Weasleys et. al. were cleaning out the house under the disapproving gaze of Kreacher, who has likely filched the locket off to his miserable hovel!
:o) Severus Snape is the the Heir to Slytherin! That's why he's been molly coddling Draco from the start - to be able to exert influence over him at this crucial time. Voldemort insists it must be this boy who kills Dumbledore, and that's why Dumbledore begs Snape to do so instead, so Draco will not be irretrievable seduced to the Dark side! Draco can be saved, and that is a big part of Dumbledore's plan. Snape takes a blood oath to protect the boy at the beginning of book 6, but it is easy for him to do so, as Draco is a key element of defeating Voldemort!
:o) Oh Please, Dumbledore is not dead for good. Fawkes mourns in the forest, then creates resplendent fireworks in the shape of a phoenix above the monument to Dumbledore on the day of his funeral. Fawkes sacrifices his immortality to give life to Dumbledore.
:o) Snape is not allied with the Dark Side. Period.
:o) There are fascinating parallels between the "Order of the Phoenix" and "Dumbledore's Army", Harry & Ginny and James & Lily and several other sets of characters! Do read them again, and look more closely people.
:o) I wonder what Draco's mother and Harry's mother did? I bet it was something really interesting !
...more to come...
posted by Fishy at 6.8.05
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Wow! "horse pucky", "bull crap" and "Harry Potter"; all in one sentence! That has to be some kind of a record!
Having paused for comedic effect, here's the punchline:
I'll notify the 'Guiness Book of Dork Records' people at once!
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